And please with fancy functions, and much whooosh so Youtube loads super fast and I don’t have to wait all the time for this stupid 8 year old laptop with a 1,3Ghz i3 or Core2Duo with a whopping 1,5Ghz….
God forbid you tell the client they are running a shitbox with ultra low specs, max 2GB of RAM from an HDD that spins with 5400rpm and craps itself every time someone starts Firefox and Thunderbird simultaneously.
So you all remember: Just download more RAM and if that does not help just “OVERCLOCK” the CPU, its that easy… they do it all the time on TV! My cousin just did it to his PC and it works!!!1 Why is a drivers license mandatory but every mouth breathing idiot is allowed to own a computer?
Don’t drink with your classmates – ever –
I am writing this text with a severe headache and lack of proper grammar,
fortunately god gave us auto correct.
And potent painkillers.
If your read this you know who I mean you know what you did,
I will hate you for the next 8 hours.
So kids remember: stay sober (Mo-Fr 08:00-17:00), stay in school, do drugs!
Yes, it happened, I managed to survive another year.
Not much to say here, I’m having a rager at homer with my cat, it will be quite wild. Maybe we will even drink a beer and watch the all time classic: Wizards (1977) and go to bed early to be well rested when this day finally passes.
If someone would have told me ~2 years ago that we would still be in this situation I would have thought he had a long night and is still a bit fazed… So nothings changed, fishtank project is going slow, need to fix the livestream camera first. I hope I can find some motivation during the next weeks. At least the bars are open….